Thursday 26 May 2011

Good Beer Week: Nathan's Good Beer Week Not-Awards, 2011

Were you to think this was a way for me to be lazy and not have to blog about each individual event, well then, you'd be-- SHUT UP.


BEER NATHAN WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS

Morning Peninsula IPA

I've already expressed how great I think these guys and/or gals are doing for a new brewery, and I'd heard good things about the IPA, so when I saw it on tap at the Terminus, I launched myself at it and was not disappointed. T'is a fine, sessionable IPA to be sure, and I wouldn't stop yakking about it. And I see now it also got a Silver medal from the AIBA. Nice one.

BEER NATHAN WOULDN'T HAVE SHUT UP ABOUT FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS HAD HIS BRAIN NOT BEEN FRIED BY THIS POINT

TIE: Holgate Beelzebub's Jewels/Orkney Dark Island Reserve

On Friday evening, we went along to the Gold Medal Tasting at Purvis Beer in Richmond. Although the samples were smaller than previous tastings and some people just didn't know how to move out of the way once they'd had their latest poured, there were both interesting and fantastic beers on offer. Essentially, the idea was to have a previous Gold medal winner and then move to a worthy challenger, courtesy of the Purvis lads. As it happened, there were two tables. The left-hand had the lager and paler styles, and the right-hand had the darker styles, and it turned out to be an interesting contrast. Which is to say the left-hand table was mostly rather uninteresting, but as soon as you got to that second table...

And on that second table, two in particular really stood out for me. Beelzebub's Jewels is a barrel-aged Quadrupel/Abt that weighs in at 12%, and comes from local brewery Holgate, well-known for their ESB and Temptress Porter and who impressed the hell out of me with their Empress Imperial Porter at the previous SpecTAPular. It was, well, it was a Quad, but you were really getting some of that Pinot Noir from the barrel. The Dark Island Reserve is a 10% Barleywine, also aged in barrels, but this time whisky. (Apparently I have a "type".) The bad news about these beers would of course be the price.

BEER NATHAN DID THE BIGGEST DOUBLE-TAKE ON

Yeastie Boys Rex Attitude

My last SpecTAPular I found to have a really good range of interesting styles. Obviously this latest, a Kiwi SpecTAPular, wouldn't quite be the same as the beers weren't specifically brewed for the event. Somewhere in between the Pilseners and the Pales and the Renaissance Stonecutter Scotch ale was this, a "peat-smoked Strong Golden Ale" from the Yeastie Boys, they of the superb Pot Kettle Black (a Black IPA). This was the SpecTAPular beer. Peat-smoked, people, peat-smoked. Give it a shot. I dare you.

NATHAN'S BIGGEST MISTAKE

TIE: Straddling the inflatable palm tree at Mrs. Parma's/Not taking notes!

Sigh. If only that photo didn't exist, and if only those notes did.

NATHAN'S BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Why no current single batch at Little Creatures?

Seriously. The best part of going to Little Creatures for me recently has been their single batches. I enjoyed their IPA a few times, and then most recently their Märzen, which was more than drinkable, so, to my dismay, when we decided to give Little Creatures a shot... no single batch. During Good Beer Week! Come on!

NATHAN'S FAVOURITE VENUE

The Local Taphouse

What can you say? Even if it wasn't a fantastic venue anyway, for Good Beer Week they hosted the Barley's Angels event, the Brewer's & Chewers dinner and, of course, the Kiwi SpecTAPular. Way to bring it, guys.

NATHAN'S FAVOURITE DISCOVERY

Deco Wine Bar

I'd wandered past Deco with Sharika recently, after an unsuccessful attempt to eat at the Moroccan Soup Bar without a reservation. Looked like a pretty cool place décor-wise, so we filed it for later. Last Tuesday, when Josie and Ali led me there on the Crafty Crawl quest, queue my reaction, "Oh, this place!" So yes, it's a nice-looking quirky bar with that good ambient-light atmosphere and a pile of complimentary blankets near the bar that tells you a little more. There are no taps to speak of, but there is a fridge with a more-than-decent selection of beer, including some Australian crafts, some good overseas crafts like Hitachino Nest, and even the BrewDog Tactical Nuclear Penguin. And we had a great talk with the owner/bartender – I'm sorry, I didn't get your name; I do that a lot – who was full of suggestions and opinions.

NATHAN'S PRIZE TO THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC CRAFTY CRAWL VENUE

The Rainbow Hotel

EXT. RAINBOW HOTEL BEER GARDEN ENTRANCE - NIGHT
BOUNCER
(bouncer tone)
Sorry, guys. It's one-in-one-out at the moment.
JOSIE
Is it okay if we just go in and come straight out? We're doing the Crafty Crawl and just wanna--
BOUNCER
(suddenly chipper)
Oh! Yeah! Hey! No worries, just pop on in and go up to the bar. They'll sort you out. Cool.
CUT TO:
INT. VERY CROWDED RAINBOW HOTEL BAR AREA - NIGHT (LATER)
BARTENDER
Oh, yeah! Awesome! Hang on, I'll just get it.
(retrieves treasure)
How cool is this? Such a great idea.

After being to a few places and asking bartenders who had no idea what we were talking about or were even a bit annoyed – and please do not take that to mean there weren't of course plenty of venues that were perfectly happy with it – going to the crowded Rainbow and being greeted with that was a great breath of fresh air and I thank them for it.

Wednesday 25 May 2011

Good Beer Week: Brewers & Chewers

I'm going to skip ahead a little to talk about the undisputed highlight of Good Beer Week for me and probably everyone else who attended, the Brewers & Chewers dinner at The Local Taphouse in St. Kilda. I will, however, attempt to be brief.

What a fantastic fucking idea. Seriously. A dinner with brewers from interstate and overseas. You get great food, beer included – which I understand was donated by the brewers, which is really just amazing of them – and the "Beer Champions" are rotated, giving each table equal time to chat them up.

This was really a first for me. I don't know the who's-who of the Melbourne and Australia beer scene. I'm learning that the brewers are generally the ones in their brewery's t-shirt, but I'm a little lost about who Professor Pilsener and the Beer Diva are, and I don't know who Sam the Brewer is or why she's so awesome. So I guess for me it was an eye-opener as well as just a great event.

It was quite the circumstance, really. After being introduced with their own theme music, the Beer Champions – Søren Eriksen (8 Wired, New Zealand), Steve Grossman (Sierra Nevada, U.S.A.), Brad Rogers (Stone & Wood, N.S.W.), Brendan Varis (Feral, W.A.), Kirrily Waldhorn (Beer Diva), Richard Watkins (Wig & Pen, A.C.T.) and James Watt (BrewDog, Scotland) – were escorted to their first table, and upon the ringing of the twenty-minute bell, were escorted along with their drink and food, cover plate and all, to the next one. I definitely have to compliment the Taphouse here for their great treatment of both the Champions and the guests. It was treated as quite an occasion, which I found to be a welcome piece of humourous irony considering the rather casual and boisterous nature of the evening.

Our first visitor was BrewDog's James Watt, all the way from Scotland. Initially shy in mannerism, he quickly relaxed into the situation and started firing off questions of his own, keen as can be.

Steve Grossman from Sierra Nevada was quick to have us attend the tale of Sierra Nevada having been illegally imported into Australia up until very recently, which was both a fascinating and effective conversation starter. He was a truly nice guy and only happy to accept my feigned ignorance of the fantastic taste of the Sierra Nevada Tornado IPA with a laugh.

My personal favourite was Richard Watkins from the Wig & Pen. The first words from his mouth as he sat down were, "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at these things." And yes, the man has an awkwardly shy streak a mile wide, but you get him going and he's incredibly engaging. Having only been to the Wig & Pen the week before, I was acutely aware of the current batches, which we talked about, and my dismay at the Big Ass Barleywine having run out upon my arrival seemed to spark a bit of pride. We talked briefly about the future of the Wig & Pen, styles he wanted to try, and even the excise. That twenty minutes was over far too quickly.

Kirrily Waldhorn was a great conversationalist. As one might expect, the topic floated along to Women in Beer. Personally, I'd had a bit of an issue with Professor Pilsener's earlier line of questioning, essentially, "What's it like being a woman in a man's beer world?" I bear no grudge or ill sentiment towards the man, to be absolutely clear, but I do think it's counter-productive to focus purely on that and reduce women in the beer world to that Issue rather than successes in their own right with their own expertise. Try asking the men about the role of women in the beer world, I say. Anyway, back on track. She was kind enough to talk personally about how she feels about such things, and humoured me by listening intently to my theory about beer culture being akin to geekdom, those of whom that geek generally and naturally being the kind of human being easy to acceptance.

I definitely feel like I've talked too much – especially since this post will have no photos – so to round things out, I will just say that Brad Rogers from Stone & Wood and Søren Eriksen from 8 Wired were both really fun guys. After the dinner, the girls pounced on Sam Füss from True South, who I will definitely admit was pretty darn awesome, but I'll let them speak to that. Oh, and I will need to sample this Black Saison of yours, Doctors Orders Brewing.

To the Taphouse, thank you. The food was the unsung hero of the evening. You're really onto something here. Please to have another.

Monday 23 May 2011

Good Beer Week: North Coast Brewing Company Launch

Well, it's over. The inaugural Good Beer Week is over and detoxification begins. Nothing but veggies, sushi and water for the next two weeks! No, I don't think so, but I'm at least going to have lots of vegetables and lay off beer for a little while. We'll see how long that "little while" is.

Overall, I felt Good Beer Week was a definite success, and I hope many other punters, venues, brewers and international guests felt the same way. There were of course some things I hope the organisers will learn from, but it's all part of the process; it was the first one.


Good Beer Week began for me on Monday, May 16 at Beer DeLuxe for the North Coast Brewing Company launch. Having never been to Beer DeLuxe on a Monday evening, I can't speak to how many customers were there for after-work drinks and how many were there for the launch, but there was certainly a decent amount of people and from what I could see, there were plenty with their North Coast postcard or shiny new glass in hand. It's nice to think that perhaps some of those people had no idea what Good Beer Week was, and just thought ten tastings and a free glass for $20 was a pretty sweet deal.

The tastings were served from bottles by the barstaff. The first few at the lighter end I was happy to have poured into my new Old Rasputin Imperial Stout glass – I was lucky enough to have been given a choice – while the later samplings I had poured into a proper tasting glass. I'm generally of the opinion that tasting from bottles isn't the ideal scenario, but we manage.

North Coast Brewing Company boasts "some of the best beers in this world... or any other" and has a pretty good average going on beer rating websites like Rate Beer and Beer Advocate. They'll have to forgive me for not finding any of their beers particularly memorable, save one. That said, some highlights for me were the Red Seal Ale, the ACME California IPA, and the Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout. Personally, I found the Scrimshaw Pilsener, which I started with, to not be as bad as some were commenting, but I definitely agreed with the consensus on the ACME California Pale Ale. I'd be tempted to give it another try from the tap, but for as long as it's available to me just in a bottle, I will avoid.

Now, the interesting sample of the night for me was the Brother Thelonius Belgian-style Abbey Ale. As someone relatively new to the whole beer tasting thing, this is the first beer I've had that I really felt a difference after giving it a swirl. At first, I got a rather unpleasant junkyard aroma as you get with some cheeses, but after oxygenating, it really opened up and possibly ended up as my favourite. But I am quite the sucker for Abbey and Trappist ales.

For those not content with a free glass, there was even a raffle of various items. A cap, a six-pack of the IPA... I could speak more positively about this, but I have that ever-present grudge you only get from being a consistent loser of raffles.

Anyway, that'll do. I will go and plot my revenge now.

Saturday 21 May 2011

Not dead.

Contrary to our own belief that we may in fact be dead, for myself I am at least vaguely alive. In fact I'd say there's more of me than there was before, but only in the actual and technical sense. (Avoiding the scales.) We have done many things and have met many people, including some brewers that I can't wait to talk about. For now, here's a photo of me before I realised an entire pint of Wicked Elf Dubbel might be a bad idea.

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Just a taste...

Beer (noun) - an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavoured with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste.

Brew (verb) - to make (beer, ale, etc.) by steeping, boiling, and fermenting malt and hops.

Craft beer (noun) - an all-malt or nearly all-malt specialty beer usually brewed in a small, regional brewery.

To the lax beer drinker or the uninformed, I have been seen as a snob. Many a night over the years I have copped a ribbing from the near and dear for judging their choice impotable or for arguing with a bartender over what constitutes “specially imported.” (Just because it is imported does not make it special.) To my friends I was a font of beer information, boring them with narratives on beers, breweries and this fancy thing called “craft beer.” I converted a few (most of which have surpassed me) and caused many to tune out, knowing that the only time my ears would prick up in a large congregation was at the mention of that palatable amber nectar. Only then would I engage in the conversation, monopolising it with tales of many an ale or lager.

To the beer connoisseur, I’m but an infant, a toddler just starting to find her feet in a world of crystal malts, hop backs and weizenbocks. Only scratching the surface on an entirely different planet. What has opened up is a world of warm familiar faces at every beer launch or showcase, enticing banter over who brews the best stout, or whether there is such a thing as too much hops. A community which embraces those who want knowledge, who want to experience what it’s like to savour a truly brilliant Imperial IPA. It’s a secret glint in the eye, a knowing joke that the rest of humankind haven’t cottoned onto yet.

Good Beer Week to me is better than Christmas. I get to have dinner with my Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. The first ever Good Beer Week, and I get to be a part of it. Beer: it’s more than just a refreshment, it’s a way of life.

Insert Morricone Score

He's a pathetic, lonesome figure of a man. A man who, having escaped jury service early, wanders aimlessly, and yet purposefully, through Melbourne city. His Facebook friends have failed him; he is alone. What's with these people and this "employment" they speak of? He will show them. He will spend his afternoon sitting alone, nursing an Australian craft beer or four. And he will vaguely enjoy the hell out of it, dammit!

He will see and learn things as well. He will see some guy who looks like Opie from Sons of Anarchy. He will re-enforce his position beyond a shadow of a doubt that tights are not pants! But mostly he'll be awkwardly sitting alone, drinking his beer.


Mrs. Parma's is a pub-restaurant tucked away in the Eastern Melbourne CBD on Little Bourke Street, and I credit it with truly lighting the fire under my ass. A couple of visits to James Squire and its Amber Ale had excited a curiosity within me about beer in general after quite the sabbatical, but it was a visit to Mrs. Parma's that really introduced me to the wonders of craft beer and Victorian microbreweries. It was such a small taste and yet such a significant leap. Nowadays, I still find Mrs. Parma's well worth the trip. It's like coming home, and it's nice to feel that way among a group of beers that are distinctly a product of my home. I still live by the method established that day, hardly ever having the same thing twice, always exploring the taps.

So anyway, I popped in. First up was Mornington Peninsula Brown ale. I don't know what else to say other than I've been quite surprised at the MP brews I've had so far – which would be the Pale, Brown and Saison – after avoiding for quite a while, although not on purpose. My initial reaction is that they're doing great stuff for a new brewery. The Brown I'd had before, but had to have another. Just a good, well-balanced, flavoursome brown ale, and exactly what I want from one.

Now second, I decided to give the Mildura Choc Hops Stout a shot. Josie had sung this one's praises after the last microbrew showcase in Federation Square, which I was not able to attend, and after trying the bottle, I was beginning to wonder if she was a little cuckoo-crazy, but it's really something you need to try from the tap. Just an explosion of roasted chocolate malt, and I swear they've put vanilla essence or something in there, 'cause there were vanilla notes – look ma, I'm using the vocab! – that wouldn't quit. The nose is just pure chocolate.

After this, satisfied I had lingered long enough to perhaps draw attention to my pathetic lonesomeness, I decided to bounce my way over to Beer DeLuxe in Federation Square. To my mind, it lacks the necessary atmosphere – there's a very commercial air to it – to be a comfortable place to spend an evening, but this doesn't seem to stop me from enjoying their often fantastic range of always-rotating taps and knowledgeable staff fairly frequently. (Their Murray's tap takeover alone catapults them to a special place in my heart.) To the dude on the bar whom I did not get the name of, you were a delight, sir, even when I seemingly ignored your recommendations. Sorry about that.

First up, I had Murray's Easter Ale. As may have been detected in the previous paragraph, I'm a little bit in love with Murray's at the moment. The Easter was sold to me as being akin to "hot-cross buns," and while it is surely that, and surely as deeply flavoursome as all Murray's are, I must note the presence of fruit, which I now learn are raisins, and a pretty good smattering of spice, although not overpoweringly so – I'm looking at you, Orval – at least for myself. Interesting one to try, most certainly, but I imagine many finding it a little out there and powerful.

As a side-note, had a taste of the Murray's Retro Rocket light IPA just to see if they were talking shit. They were not. Seriously big flavour for a light. They have, however, added very little to no aromatic hops. It's a high-alpha punch to the kisser.

Last up was the True South Dark Ale, which is starting to head into Porter territory with its slightly roasted malt. Nice, well-balanced, hints of caramel, and I'm not smart enough to say anything beyond that, so please forgive me.


And so then the lonesome man did stand and he observed the many Good Beer Week posters wallpapering the establishment's columns. Then, allowing a half-smile of recognition, he went off to pee before heading to the station.

Monday 9 May 2011

A Thought Occurs

While I first wait nervously to find out if I'm required to report for jury selection tomorrow, and then probably wait nervously tomorrow to find out if I'm required to sit as a juror during Good Beer Week – yay – I ponder nervousl-- no, wait, the other thing. I ponder quietly to myself, and now to a text-box, about the role Good Beer Week could play in the quest for a fairer beer excise system in Australia.

I think we've already noticed how well this group of events – collective noun required – has come together, and I sure hope there will be a throng of giddy Melbourne/Victorian/maybe even inter-state beer lovers in attendance. Surely such an event can be used as a prime example of the potential of Australian microbreweries as a growth industry in need of a little assistance, possibly in the form maybe of a fairer excise system perhaps, and of consumer interest in alternatives to Big Beer. [Note to self: "Strong Ale" or "Imperial Beer" might be funnier alternatives to "Big Beer".]

Of course, I could be getting way ahead of myself. Realistically, it would be a hope of mine that Good Beer Week is a great success and that it grows and expands to other states in subsequent years, which would be a great example of interest in the industry that could be used to assist in the cause.

So then, what about now? Well, to start with, and if it's not too tacky, why not have petitions at Good Beer Week events? This could be particularly helpful at free-entry events at normally busy venues such as Cookie. Plenty of regular punters could sign. Just a thought. The Australian Association of Microbreweries' 6,500-signature petition, great achievement though it be, should merely be the beginning.

Pondering over. Now to come up with a witty collective noun for a group of beer events.

Saturday 7 May 2011

Up the River

As the inaugural Good Beer Week draws ever closer, an official program has been released by the organisers. For a first-timer, there's just a whole mess of events on offer. I still have a night or two I need to decide on, so pore over this I shall.

[PDF, 1.8 MB] Good Beer Week Official Program

Friday 6 May 2011

Inaugural

As you may or may not know – and hopefully you may – Australia is about to break the champagne bottle – irony! – on its inaugural Good Beer Week, a week-long celebration of mostly Australian but also international craft beer. At the epicentre is the city of Melbourne, which we personally are fortunate to call our home. For Good Beer Week, its craft-beer-friendly venues and stores are hosting a great variety of dinners, tastings, beer launches, and even a debate, each day from Monday May the 16th to Sunday the 22nd.

Were you to know our faces, you may vaguely recall seeing us floating around some of Melbourne's craft beer events over the past year or so, and we have to say how proud we are to see a real surge towards craft beer in Australia, and Melbourne especially, and away from, well, you know... We could rant about the quality of the mass-produced and consumed lagers in this country and about the brand loyalty, but chances are you know what we're talking about and spouting negativity is something we'd like to stay away from. (At least until we can stand it, and even in the case of the beer excise, a reduction and/or remodelling of which we fully support.) Anyway, it's an exciting time to be a beer lover in Melbourne, and we'd like to talk about it a little please.

And so, with Good Beer Week fast approaching, tickets purchased and otherwise organised, what better time to get started? We're also hoping to pull some Sydney-siders into our orbit to talk about the 'Meet the Yeastie Boys' event at the Darlo Taphouse. (Which they better go to, dammit!)

To start with, we'd like to introduce ourselves, which we'll do over the next week; Nathan will be playing with the layout and design to make it more pleasant for our and your eye-holes; and then we'll blog our experiences and thoughts of Good Beer Week and see if anyone finds it interesting.

So, hello. Nice to meet you.